babies of clubpenguin

Tired of being a teen or adult on club penguin? (in terms of the way you act), if you’re curious on how to be a baby, wonder no longer!

Step 1
Get on a server with four or five squares.

Step 2
Decide if you are a baby or toddler. There is a big difference between the two.

Step 3
Wear clothes that make you look super cute or baby-like. Some thins to wear are spinning hats,long johns, overalls, scarfs, floaties, umbrella hat, rubber ducks, cotton candy, all 3 kinds of tiaras, lollypops, the teddy bear, earmuffs, the “funster” hairdo, the faery hairdo (is spelled like that and is only available in October 2008), maracas, scarfs, teddy bears, backpacks, one piece bathing suits or board shorts, and other “cutey clothes” you don’t need to be a member to wear. If you are a baby, wear earmuffs or crowns. You can also wear the ballerena dress.

Step 4
Walk to a spot in the Pet Shop where your speech bubbles won’t be blocked and say “I want a mwa mwa/dah dah.”, or “wishes for mwa mwa/dah dah.” Don’t be afraid to look sad so people will think you need a family bad; here are some phrases you can use in the petshop to look sad:”waaaaaaa!!”,”crys for mwa mwa”,”crys softly into wittle flippers”,”Gets thrown out of speeding car” or “is asleep in hospital blanky”(when you first arrive in the pet shop.),”sits in pink basket”,chews wittle flipper” etc. If you are a baby, just say something like “falls asleep” or “tries to say wants a mah mee” or “opens big blue eyes up to the world” or “chews hospital bracelet”.

Step 5
Someone should come up to you and say “Awwwwwww” or “ill be ur mwa mwa”. Be sure to add them as a buddy first, then visit their igloo. They’ll meet you there.

Step 6
Have fun being a baby!

•Sometimes, if your penguins parent’s do not come on again or barely go on Club penguin again, go to the Pet Shop and look for another family.
•To get a parent the EASY way,see someone adopting a baby, and quickly add them. Go to their igloo and you will have a parent and a brother or sister! (WARNING: the selected parent might delete you or say no to your buddy request.)
•Act like a baby. Do funny or cute things; don’t act too mature. Pretend to play with a toy(like blocks, or a dolly), maybe do some cute mischief around the igloo!
•If you’re lonely, you can always ask your mwa mwa (mommy) or wammy (mommy)/dah dah (daddy) or duh duh (daddy) for a “broder”(brother) or “sissy” (sister) or “sista” (sister). You can also ask for a pet. Pets include puppies, bunnies, cats, dragons, and lots more!
•Be ultra cute. Your parents will like that. Use phrases like “giggles cutely”, “sings and claps cutely”,”wooks at mwa mwa cutely” or “chews wittle fwipper”. Cling to your mwa mwa’s legs.
•If your family mistreats you, you can run away and find a new family.
•Don’t talk perfectly. Talk like a baby by saying “goo goo ga ga” or use mispronounced words to sound cute.
•Don’t expect to get adopted right away. Wait a little, be patient.
•There are three types of toddlers you can be on cp. newborns, toddlers and eggs. (hatch to be a newborn baby.)
•Newborns can only use baby talk. toddlers can use baby talk, and talk normally (but poorly)
•You do not have to be a member to do this. however people will think you’ll be cuter with clothes on. Often if you are the parent and are a non-member, trying to adopt a member they will refuse.
•If you want to join a family that might be pretty large, when someone says “AAA FOR MWA MWA/DAH DAH” say AAA. but be careful, you might get neglected.
•Since you have to act like a baby, you will have to act vulnerable to mostly minor things. try going in an oven and say is hot (or something similar). the mwa mwa/dah dah will probably run over and save you. but, if you just think they don’t care. say “sees the light” to tell them you just died.
•One way to get someone to adopt you is to look cold and hungry. for example,, say stuff like “sits in wittle basket with note.” or “Sits in box that says UNWANTED JUNK,THROW AWAY,or BURN PLEASE.” (But be careful, a baby abuser might actually burn you or throw you away if you do this, if they do just scream “Welp!” or “WAAAAA,” and someone should come and save you.)
•If you want, you could be a baby and go around cp and do normal things and act like a baby with a crazy life (If it’s your thing)
•If you see a baby abuser, report them if they start hitting/burning/doing anything mean to you or others.
•if you get bored, all you have to do is maybe fake a storm or say something like “BOOM BOOM BOOM” the parents will probably take you somewhere safe and you will find new things along the way
•Don’t run away from nice families that try to pick you in the pet shop and then go up to a super rich lady and say “clings to leg.” It’s very rude and shallow. Just because the person who comes up to you is not rich, it does not mean they will not give you lots of love and caring attention. Rich people may “spoil” you and give you lots of toys, but they will not necessarily adore you like normal people without all that money and publicity.
•If a wammy goes into the pet shop saying “Looks for little angel that clings,” you can be a little clingy by saying, “Clings to nice wady.” But once they pick you, don’t overdo it. You can pretend to be cute and helpless by being incapable of walking or crawling, you are a baby. But don’t follow your wammy around everywhere saying, “Clings to weg does not let go.” Also, don’t start screaming and crying every time your wammy leaves the room. It gets really annoying after a while, and the cuteness will fade away.
•Don’t sit in old KFC boxes or McDonald’s happy meal bags. Some babies think it will make people feel sorry for them, but it doesn’t. Sitting in a greasy old fast food container is not very cute at all, not to mention disgusting! People will think you have very bad hygiene and you will be not picked.
•It’s okay to say things like, “sits in old box,” or “is unwanted.” These phrases make penguins actually make penguins feel sorry for you. Do not use phrases like, “Sits in box that says useless junk please throw away,” or “Is in box that says please burn by tonight.” It’s best to avoid these phrases because these could trigger attacks by baby abusers. If you pretend to sit in a box that says “Please burn” don’t be surprised if someone burns you, it’s an obvious accident waiting to happen. It’s pretty much just asking to be burned for attention, which isn’t a smart way of getting noticed.
•Don’t make up an excuse to be a brat or annoying. Don’t keep falling, getting burned, trying to die, screaming and crying, and throwing fits. Don’t say “doesn’t know better” because you do and you obviously know it. You’re not a baby in real life, you know better. Don’t say “doesn’t know how to stop.” Just stop. All you have to do is stop crying, falling into fires, and acting gullible . It’s simple: just stop.
•It’s okay to ask for a new elmo once in a while, or even a couple siblings now and again. But don’t ask for too much and threaten to run away if you don’t get what you want, that’s just going to make your parents think you are a spoiled brat. Your parents will get overwhelmed and will probably drop you off at the pet shop.
•If your parents are abusive creeps who hit, burn, drown, or torture you, for all means run away! But please, don’t run away for stupid reasons. If you don’t get the teddy you wanted for your birthday, accept it. That’s life, you don’t need to run away every time you don’t get what you want. I mean come on, I’m sure you don’t pack and run away when your parents give you chores to do, right? Why should it be so different on Club Penguin? Give your parents a break, if you can’t get what you want right the second you ask for it, accept it and ask another time. Who knows, if you act a little mature and you don’t throw a fit your virtual parents will probably more likely get you what you want. The more you run away, the more predictable you become and you will soon become another stereotype.
•Don’t say “Packs. I’m weaving! Runs away.” It gets really old after a while, trust me.
•Be nice to your siblings and family, don’t be a little brat to your sister if she comes in your room without asking. You’ll get on a timeout and if you continue to be a bully your sibling will be treated like a princess and you’ll be ignored like a ghost.
•If you come home and have a fit and start calling your parents names, destroying the house, and acting like a brat, it’s back to the pet shop for you. When a mwa mwa goes to the Pet Shop saying, “Looks for little ANGEL” they’re not kidding. They want an angel, not a destructive demon. Do you think Club Penguin parents are going to take that kind of behavior? No, they will kick you out of their igloo in a split second and report you to the Club Penguin moderators. So, remember to be good. You don’t have to be perfect, it’s okay to throw a fit once in a while and of course cry, you are a baby. But don’t cause trouble for your parents, you’re lucky they decided to be nice enough to adopt you.
•Remember, acting cute doesn’t mean crying all the time and driving your parents crazy with it. You can cry of course, you are a baby. But if your mah mah comforts you and calms you down, calm down! Don’t keep wailing and screaming and carrying on. It can get really obnoxious when Club Penguin parents have to hear, “WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!” all the time. Cry when you need something or you get hurt, but don’t throw throw a huge fit and be a drama queen. This can overwhelm your parent, and who knows? This could stress them out in real life, not just Club Penguin.
•No need to go to the pet shop and go for the “Get’s thrown out of speeding car” routine. It gets really old after a while, and I mean come on, do you really think it’s that likely that someone would be thrown out of a car on Club Penguin? It’s a way to make people feel sorry for you by lying, which is very minipulative. It’s not special anymore anyways, it won’t make you unique if you prtend to be thrown out of the car, actually quite the contrary. Everyone does it, if you want to be unique make up something else cute, but a little more honest!
•If you get siblings and they are younger than you, please don’t start crying and throwing a fit. It’s ridiculous how many toddlers fight over who is youngest. If your parent decides another baby is the youngest, accept it. You don’t get to choose who is youngest out of your siblings in real life right? Try to think of it like that on Club Penguin. And come on, it could be fun being the oldest! You get to be a teenager faster, go out on your own before anyone else, and you can take care of your baby brother or sister and they will look up to you!
•If your Club Penguin parent gets hurt or gets very sick, don’t just pack and run away! Chances are they aren’t trying to scare you, they probably need help! Why leave your mom burning in an oven after all that she’s done for you? Your caring parents don’t cry and run away when you accidently fall in an oven, do they? Besides, it’s really cruel and sick when toddlers just run away when their parents are dying. Help them the best you can, and if they die it’s okay to be sad and cry! Help out your parents, they are usually the ones to help you out when you drown or stupidly crawl into their fireplace. Why not do the same and pass the kindness back to them once in a while?
•If you go to the pet shop saying, “Wants nice muh muh,” or you act cute and you are trying to get a family, running away and screaming every time someone comes up to you won’t get you adopted. You can act a little scared, that’s okay you are just a baby. But don’t run away saying “screams cutely!” when a nice lady or dah dah comes up to you. It’s rude and it can get very annoying. Who knows, it could hurt their feelings! Besides, why miss out on a loving mother and nice family waiting ahead of you? Now if a baby abuser comes and tries to steal or torture you, run away and scream for help, of course! But don’t scream “Stranger danger” whenever someone comes to adopt you.
•Don’t go in the pet shop and say things like, “IS CUTEST AND YOUNGEST ON CP!” It’s rude, and it will make other toddlers feel bad. Besides, it’s not the truth. Not any individual Club Penguin toddler is the cutest and youngest, most toddlers are all equally cute and young. It won’t make you special saying things like that, most toddlers just do that to get noticed or adopted and it actually doesn’t really work that well. Sadly, babies may do this because they feel bad about themselves and they want to high their self-esteem because they feel less cute than everyone else, if they really felt they were the cutest why would they need to try to brag to everyone about it?
•If you want to actually be cute, wear adorable clothes and say cute things like, “Chews wittle binky” or “A goo goo!” Just don’t lie to get people to feel sorry for you, you weren’t thrown out of a speeding car, chances are you weren’t at the hospital getting a bracelet, you aren’t as small as a cookie, and your family was most likely not lost in a fire. Try to be fair and honest, there are other ways of being sweet and adorable than lying like ” Coming in Pet shop to find nice mommy.” Is that lying? No.
•Don’t pretend to be a ninja or have superpowers. It’s rude and it gets really annoying. If your parents are being mean, just go to another server. Don’t pack, don’t run away. Chances are they will find you at the pet shop anyways. And why waste your time making a fool of yourself? Pretending to know karate will make you look like an idiot and your parents will simply laugh at you. Remember, your family may be mean, but they are not stupid.
•Remember that lots of people get annoyed with mwa mwa penguins.
•Don’t get violent. Don’t grow up and start trying to kill your family; you can get banned for using violent behaviour.
•Don’t try to breastfeed. Babies breastfeed in real life because they have to, but on a computer game that would be your choice. So by trying to breastfeed on cp you’re pretty much just saying that you like to drink boob milk, which is sick. If you like to breastfeed on cp, chances are some people may think you are perverted, which you are if you like to virtual breastfeed. Don’t threaten to run away or pretend you’ll die if you can’t nurse on your virtual mom. If you really think you have to make this gross choice, go ahead but don’t say things like “plays with boo” or “holds/bits boo cutely,” it’s perverted. You’re not a baby in real life, so you obviously know better not to do things like that, so don’t act all innocent and try to make your parents guilty, because you know it’s not their fault.
•Beware of “Baby abusers” that come into the pet shop and hit,kidnap,burn,punch, or abuse toddlers up for adoption. if one does come, don’t get scared, go to the secret agent HQ and tell the PSA you are in danger. They will come and arrest the baby abuser(s) Male baby abusers tend to try to look spooky, or like a gangster, possibly a robot, or just plain spooky like a robber, if it’s a female baby abuser, they will most likely wear white sunglasses and the long brown hair(flutter by).
•Some other babies might not like you. they might say they are cuter and younger and smaller than you. they might steal your toys. If this happens, tell your mwa mwa/dah dah about what happened. Report the baby if you have no parents.
•Don’t be annoying. If you cry because you are hungry or you made a stinky that’s okay, just don’t over-do it and scream and cry and throw fits when you don’t get what you want, chances are that if your family is mean, they will abuse or kill you in a split second, or they will probably just throw you out of their igloo and drop you off in the Pet Shop.
•Don’t act like a brat in the Pet Shop and steal from other babies and act mean, chances are you will not get a family and people will turn against you. Act cute, and being a little scared around strangers is okay, just don’t over-do it and scream and cry and run away screaming, “STRANGER DANGER! WAAAAAAAA!” whenever someone comes up to you, it can get pretty annoying, and it won’t help you get a family. It can also increase the chances of a baby abuser attack! (So, if you want to act obnoxious that’s okay, just remember you probably won’t get picked and be careful when baby abusers are around, of course.)
•Don’t say mo(no) To every member or non-member that says i pick you. If others see that they might not want pick you.